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Shark Cull Expands to Include Idiomatic Meaning of “Shark”
The Mayor of Perthville, anticipating his own removal, called a meeting in town at the very top of the church at 3pm on Tuesday to discuss an amendment to the shark cull. His idea is to extend the...
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Activist Accuses Illegal Cloners: Now You’ve Done it Twice
The Animal Rights Activist is holding fort at the police station. He is midway through a press conference exposing the real reason behind the explosions at Perthville’s ranch: illegal cloning...
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WE GIVE YOU THE DIRT ON TOXIC SLUDGE: My Water Tank Runneth Over, Says Farmer
The Mayor is at Greystones Farm, responding in a timely manner to the toxic sludge crisis. She’s attempting to convince the farmer to use his water tank to provide clean water for the town because the...
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LET THE RIVER RUN No More: Come, the New Condominium
They’ve contravened the words of Carly Simon and others, but the Policy Experts do not care. They’ve advised the Mayor to fill the river with concrete, and build a condo on top to ‘solve’ the toxic...
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CEO Cleans Up on Toxic Sludge
The newfound source of her wealth is toxic sludge. Our Multinational CEO is talking to the Mayor about the toxic sludge crisis (TSC). She has sniffed something nifty from the sludge and would now...
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OUR ADVICE TO THE ROBBER: Hostages Are Like Fries, It’s Polite to Take them...
This Robber is one of those people who pick up a handful of chips and put them all in their mouth at once. He’s still got that poor chilled-out girl in his clutches, and now he’s bailed up the...
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Big Brother for Refugees
Policy Advisors always have the best ideas. These ones are suggesting to the Mayor to use an ex-reality TV show set to house newly-arrived refugees in Perthville. As it’s the former set of Big...
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ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC: Mayor Succumbs, is Zombified
He went to investigate a zombie sitting, and told his wife he’d be back in a few minutes. Little did the Mayor of Perthville realise that he would himself be bitten by a zombie, and turn into one....
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Superboy is Too Young For Lots of Things, But Not for Saving the World
He has found an antidote to Zombification, and now he is ready to stop the Zombie invasion at Ringer’s Ruins. Superboy wants to commandeer an ambulance up to the ruins to pass on the antidote to the...
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Corruptible Mayor Caves in to Make-Believe Creatures
The Mayor has made a public statement, and it went something like this: “Zombie rights for all! Bite anyone who stands in our way!” and other intelligent, mature slogans. He is considering merging...
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